In the woods, all the couples are barbecuing, but I only get to suck dick

My husband thinks I'm at my friend's house having tea and I'm busy with someone else's dick

"Just buy a mop and a rag, and I'll blow you right down the hall for it."

You want a new phone? Well, get under the table and suck on it

Fucked a disgruntled realtor so she wouldn't be so cocky

Realtor knows how to persuade a hesitant client to buy